Bibles, Beads, Blessed Virgin Mary Sticker

“Bibles, Beads, Blessed Virgin Mary” Vinyl Sticker – Catholic Humor Meets Cult Classic

If you’ve ever quoted The Office unironically and also love the Rosary, you’re going to want this Blessed Virgin sticker.

This waterproof vinyl sticker gives one of the show’s most iconic lines a Catholic twist—because faith and humor can go hand in hand. Inspired by Jim Halpert’s deadpan delivery of “Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica,” this sticker reads: “Bibles, Beads, Blessed Virgin Mary.”

That’s right. We took a classic quote and gave it a reverent remix. Because if you’re serious about Scripture, the Rosary, and the intercession of the Blessed Mother, then this one’s for you.

Let’s talk design. The sticker features bold black lettering on a clean white background. But the real eye-catcher? A hand-drawn image of the Mary holding a Bible in one hand and a Rosary in the other. Literal. Direct. No guessing required.

She’s not just a silhouette or symbol—this is Mary, visibly engaged in the two tools every Catholic should carry close: the Word and the beads.

Measuring 3 inches wide and just under 3 inches tall, this sticker is the ideal size for daily evangelization. It’s subtle enough to fit on your laptop or phone, but bold enough to grab attention on your water bottle, binder, or car. And since it’s made from weather-resistant vinyl, it holds up through rain, sun, spilled coffee, and enthusiastic dishwasher cycles.

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a vibe. It’s for the Catholic college student who prays a Rosary between classes. It’s for the man who leads his Bible study and can still quote every episode of season three (or the entire series, no judgment). It’s for anyone who’s ever felt like the Catholic version of Jim—observant, faithful, and just a little sarcastic.

It’s playful. It’s reverent. It’s unapologetically Catholic.

And while the tone may make people laugh, the message is real. The Blessed Virgin isn’t a background character in our lives—she’s a powerful intercessor, a spiritual mother, and a guide who constantly points us back to her Son.

This sticker is a great reminder of that. It’s also a great way to start conversations without preaching. The design says, “I’m Catholic,” but the reference says, “I’m not afraid to laugh a little, too.”

Whether you’re looking to decorate your dorm fridge, send a fun gift to your Catholic roommate, or just want to spark a hallway Rosary conversation, this sticker will do the trick.

Let the Blessed Virgin be known not just in the chapel, but in the classroom, the coffee shop, and the carpool line. She’s with you in the everyday, and now, so is this sticker.

So grab one for yourself—or two, because let’s face it, your friends are going to want one, or ten. Any fan of The Office who is also Catholic will instantly get the reference and chuckle right alongside you.

Stick it. Share it. And let the Mary be part of your everyday evangelization—one Bible verse, one bead, one sticker at a time.

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