Break-Up Excuses

just don’t say it: break Ups.

April 24, 2013

Sometimes I think I’m witty. Maybe I’m not as witty as I think I am, but today’s post is one where I attempt to be witty, or insightful, or…something. I’m cranking out a list of the worst things to say during a break up. Whether you are the one ending it or not, these are…

not really Ready.

December 7, 2011

Break-up excuse: I’m not really ready for…commitment. Why it sucks in human relationships: Let’s face it, commitment may as well be a four-letter word in many relationships. I’m going to go ahead and blog on this assumption: this line comes out after an undetermined period of dating, whether or not that’s exclusive. It doesn’t came…

not good Enough.

November 30, 2011

Break-up excuse: I’m not good enough for you, not worthy enough/you are too good for me. Why it sucks in human relationships: This excuse can come in many forms, only a few of which are listed above, but any of its various forms/verbiage aren’t fun, whether you are using this excuse or it is being…

just not in Love.

November 9, 2011

Break-up excuse: I love you, I’m just not in love with you. Why it sucks in human relationships: I could write a book on this one. It sucks because it is mysterious in many ways – what, after all, is the difference between “love” and “in love” – or is there even a difference? This…

the utter Silence.

November 2, 2011

Break-up excuse: ……(silence)….. Why it sucks in human relationships: Because its not even a real excuse, its a lack of excuse. It lacks courage and basic communication. It lacks even the most basic respect for other human beings. When one person simply stops speaking to the other it says that the other person isn’t even worth…

just not Yet.

October 26, 2011

I always want to give a preface to the excuse of the week but since I explain things so much in the bulk of the blog, I don’t really know that I need a preface. Now…moving on from my random ramblings to the excuse of the week: Break up excuse: I’m just not ready for…

all the right Qualities

October 19, 2011

It’s that time again…time for another crappy break-up excuse that we also use on God, foolishly thinking we can break up with the God of the Universe. Without further ado, the excuse of the week: Break up excuse: You have all the qualities I’m looking for in a future spouse…you’re just not my future spouse.…

its Me.

October 12, 2011

So…after much debating I’ve decided to change up the “song of the week” series for a bit, meaning that until further notice that series is going on a vacation (to some place tropical, I imagine!). For the time being, in its place I’ll be starting a new series on Wednesdays (since that seems to have…